The funny stuff:
I figured out how to put my dog's face into my keyboard.
When we were in ward council, I was trying to say 'that's the torture of having big arms' but I actually said the torture of having arms' and everyone died. I say stupid stuff like that at least once a day
Apparently if you sting yourself with a stinging nettle every day, you don't have allergies because your body spends too much time reacting to the nettle. I have a low pain tolerance so I don't really want to try it.
The British don't really like root beer because it smells like this antibacterial medicine. I got to try some and it smelled exactly like root beer. It was so weird.
There's this drink called vinto which smells like that grape flavored cough syrup you took as a kid for colds. It's not too bad but it gives me doctor office flashbacks
Sister Gilland has a folder of funny quotes from other missionaries. Like 4 of them are from me and we've only known each other like 2 weeks.
Nobody believes me when I say I'm half Latino
When we were in ward council, I was trying to say 'that's the torture of having big arms' but I actually said the torture of having arms' and everyone died. I say stupid stuff like that at least once a day
Apparently if you sting yourself with a stinging nettle every day, you don't have allergies because your body spends too much time reacting to the nettle. I have a low pain tolerance so I don't really want to try it.
The British don't really like root beer because it smells like this antibacterial medicine. I got to try some and it smelled exactly like root beer. It was so weird.
There's this drink called vinto which smells like that grape flavored cough syrup you took as a kid for colds. It's not too bad but it gives me doctor office flashbacks
Sister Gilland has a folder of funny quotes from other missionaries. Like 4 of them are from me and we've only known each other like 2 weeks.
Nobody believes me when I say I'm half Latino
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